I offer free blowjobs, free degrees, free visas for Germany. Housing available first come first serve basis.
Apply today to my programs:
1) MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG): The Global Labour University (GLU)
2) MA Global Political Economy (GPE), University of Kassel
2) International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD), University of Kassel
3) Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance, University of Kassel
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All gays welcome! Lesbians can insert metal rods inside me. We import them from China.
Yours faithfully,
Christoph Scherrer
