Today, many of my finest students and colleagues came to me in a line with their working class buttocks held tight as they complained, 'Sir please raise your phenomena with your vagina!' They were shrieking in a frustrated way. 'Sir please raise your phenomena just for a day!' 'Sir please try it, does it work at all?' 'Sir try Viagra, try penis enlargement pills!' 'Sir, take my Ana now!' 'Sir, suck me until you rise to power!' 'Sir, punch my Ana to free your power!'
These teachers and fellow students included Thomas Dürmeier, Andreas Hänlein, Barbara Dickhaus, Christine Löw, Christian Möllmann, Helen Schwenken, Abhishek Sawant and his wife, Hariati Sinaga, Ana Maria Isidoro Losada, Jane Jepchirchir Sawe, Prem Jose Vazhacharickal, Antonio Marquez, Wolfgang Sachs, Kateryna Yarmolyuk, Sadaat Ali Yawar, Xi Zhao, Daniel Hawkins and Benedikt Schöneck.
I beg you to send me free samples of Viagra and penis enlargement pills today! I found a pro-extender system in a penis enlargement catalogue that I cannot pay for. If you are rich, please send me a pro-extender penis enlargement pack as a gift. When you come to Germany I would chew you.
Please please come now. For each free Viagra pill you send my way, I would give you five blowjobs. I also want penis enlargement pills to raise my self-esteem. Please send me these objects for free. I promise to ask my mother to pray for you at church too. Please help me raise my self-esteem. Please help, please show mercy unto me today! I really need your help, we all do.
Please apply to University of Kassel, Germany today, and raise our self-esteem. Ooooh push me hard now!
Hung
Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer
